Noblesse Oblige.

elvve:

*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

(via bellamybelly)

buttfuckingbrothers:

[AGGRESSIVELY DOESN’T MAKE ANY ATTEMPT AT INTERACTION BUT STILL WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND]

(Source: bottomjared, via lopuke)

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

(via theokokoro)

viva-la-nostalgia:

If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.

(Source: goreflakes, via afrosamalovescatsandbeer)

debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

(via afrosamalovescatsandbeer)

tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

(via fauxmulder)